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Thursday 8 April 2010

The New Pope


I know, I know, I really should leave this child molesting cover-up thing alone but that would be playing right into their hands. A recent favourite of mine was the re-use of the geriatric pontiff's exceptionally offensive phrase "idle chatter" by Vatican lickspittle Cardinal Angelo Sodano as part of the Roman Church's Easter celebrations. According to the Cardinal, the Church would not be deflected from its infallible course by loose talk about p**doph*le pr**sts. Like who's handling their PR? Hopefully they'll take note of my cartoony suggestion above - if anyone can dig them out of the mountain of merde they're currently in (and you really are Cardinal S whatever you may want to think) Signore Silvio surely stands at the head of the pack. Prime Minister, corrupt businessman, TV Uber-Mogul, former crooner, ladies man, lifelong Catholic, rightwingextremist, Scandal survivor and National Joke - let's surround the shiny one in white smoke without delay, phone a few henchmen and clean up this mess right here, right now...Dominus Vobiscum everybody.

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