So there we have it - Osbourne gets Chancellor, Hague gets Europe (sorry - Foreign Secretary) and fuck-me shoes Theresa gets the Home Office and Women. And that other lot - you know, the Dims - they get Deputy PM (non-job), Business something or other (not the Chancellor), Climate Change Secretary (how appropriate) and Scotland (ultimate poison chalice - Scots hate the Tories and the Dims). I suppose the only consolation for the ninny Clegg is that he gets to go back to work as a Conservative which is how his career began. The Tories must be laughing in their troughs at just how simple it was to persuade these little lambs to agree to their own slaughter.
Wednesday 12 May 2010
Coalition Tea Party
So there we have it - Osbourne gets Chancellor, Hague gets Europe (sorry - Foreign Secretary) and fuck-me shoes Theresa gets the Home Office and Women. And that other lot - you know, the Dims - they get Deputy PM (non-job), Business something or other (not the Chancellor), Climate Change Secretary (how appropriate) and Scotland (ultimate poison chalice - Scots hate the Tories and the Dims). I suppose the only consolation for the ninny Clegg is that he gets to go back to work as a Conservative which is how his career began. The Tories must be laughing in their troughs at just how simple it was to persuade these little lambs to agree to their own slaughter.
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