Cowell at Sea

So Not-So-Simple Simon has taken his ball back - both balls and the rest of his 80s styled self to be more precise. He may have been the star and Svengali of America's most successful-ever Talent Show and the Highest Paid Male Performer on American TV but he wants MORE. He wants America, The World, The Universe and beyond and he doesn't want to share it with anyone. Except, apparently, the lovely Philip Green. But how long will this marriage of self-love and self-interest last? How long before little SC fills PG's ample boots with concrete and deposits him from their beautiful dollar-green boat? How long, in other words, before the All-Conquering Tsar of Talent TV rolls his eyes heavenward and compares his partner of convenience to a Karaoke Businessman and presses the eject button...