Watched one of those great little ZigZag stitch and blow jobs on the telly last night all about Cowell. If no advertisment for fashion, taste or music it turns out that SC is the perfect poster boy for the Rule of Nepotism. To whit: if at first, second, third or fourth time you don't succeed, get daddy or mummy or a combination thereof to touch up their wealthy and influential friends to deliver you a plum opening - or, in the Great Man's case, a whole pie full of plum openings. Then just hang around dressed as a blue dog or record executive (you can hardly tell the difference) until Opportunity Knocks and you become the richest and most powerful Talent Show judge in the History of Television. Baftas, knighthoods, the Legion d'honneur, Nobel Prize and a seat in the Upper Chamber are sure to follow.
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